The Origin of Curse! (18+)

I saw a community against the Thackrays today on facebook - my reaction in one word: wooooooooow! So many people openly abusing on the most commonly used and the biggest social networking site! No abuse reports, nobody asking them to stop, no nothing - all in one voice: "FЧ¢k you Mr. B. T."!!! Amazing unity - can create wonders if utilized properly! 

I personally dont like their ideas or executions, and I think they should be jailed. But man, what amazes me is the sheer amount of profanity... 

Check out: We Hate Raj Thackeray And Bal Thackeray to see for yourself. But before that, read something extremely important:

Today's media and aam junta (the mango people :-P) have accepted Abuses and curses open-mindedly and to such an extent, that "SЊ¶t" and "FЧ¢k" are considered to be a part of general grammar now...

Considering that, we all are obliged to at least understand the meaning of these words so that we know what we mean when we say something...

Story of Origin # 1 (FЧ¢k off)

Once upon a time, the Vatican Law was the only law that existed besides the monarchy and it strongly recommended celibacy. Infact, I should say it enforced celibacy on the fellow human beings. Now, if everyone remained abstained from intercourse, then how would the generation propagate???

So, a few wise men decided that there should be some special selected "pure" people who should be allowed to Fornicate! (see the meaning if you dont understand the term...) Hence, there was a permit or a license of Fornication issued by the Monarch or the king to certain people, who possessed some intel in Carnal Knowledge (its ok - again check out the freedictionary.com) - and this license I guess would have been valid for a limited time period!

So, this guy would go and Fornicate to propagate his loins with fellow human beings of the other gender! However, if he was caught during the act, he would be immediately arrested unless he shows the permit documents. Now I am sure nobody would like to be disturbed to show some crappy permit documents while he is performing such a righteous duty! - So those guys with the permit used to stick the permit onto their doors to announce that they needed and deserved privacy.

The heading of the permit was "Fornication Under the Command of King" or "Fornication Under Carnal Knowledge". Of course, this in turn became an abbreviated word and so was "FЧ¢k" born!!!

Story of Origin # 2 (SЊ¶t Happens)

Once upon a time, in Ancient Europe, again those few wise men invented the art of irrigation. Gradually they realized that irrigation is sort of not cool without fertilizers (which are mainly excreta/fecal matter of animals). Now Europe didnot have so many cows/pigs during that era, and the small amount of excreta that was there, was consumed as fuel - which is obviously non-compromisable.

So, these wise men decided to import fertilizers! And hence, Biiiiiig Barrels filled with cow dung were imported from Asian and American countries through seaways. Now, these barrels obviously used to stink a lot and that created a huge problem for the fellow crew members of the ship in which they used to be brought to Europe. Besides, the other goods kept along with them were affected a lot by the foul smell. I mean, no Britt would've liked Indian spices if they smelled like dung!

So, An Easy solution: They started to store these barrels on the deck of the ship instead of keepin them inside with the other stuff! But again, that was a trouble for the crew members on the deck! So the Ultimate solution: They started building a high platform above the deck to store these barrels. And these barrels where stored high above the other goods and above the men for everyone's comfort and convenience.

Now to separate these barrels from the other goods, they used to mark them to identify them. "Store High In Transit" or "Store High In Tranport"... Gradually, it transformed into a short form, which became our good old friendly "SЊ¶t"!!!

So now we know how these two words - which have the greatest influence on todays lingo, were originated.

Obviously, these two stories are full of SЊ¶t and they are considered as false etymologies - but who gives a FЧ¢k about that???

If you enjoyed these tales, and have something to add to, please put down your comments and share the divine knowledge.

On a personal note, avoid politically incorrect language at home, at work and on social networking sites. Its okay otherwise {by the way, OK means O(zero) Kill... its a military term! - used to report NO CASUALTY in short on wireless communication...} Yeah, so its OKAY to be at ease and forget decency while you are chilling out with your pals.

Next Blog - Jerusalem! (No SЊ¶t - thts true!)

Dare to dream people - God Bless!

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