Saturday - 3:30 in the morning... Just watched Scream 4... A few questions that I really wanna ask - don know to whom, so posting on d blog for you people to ponder:
Here is the list...
Top 10 Questions 4 Scream 4:
#10.
I ve read so many Indian news incidents where people amazingly only go to the ICU after being stabbed for like a couple of dozen times and come ou
t all healed just fine in a month! Are Americans so fragile that they ALWAYS die 1 single blow OR in like 4 stabs max for some tough guys??? (Does not apply to the lead character)
#9.
Why in the name of holy mother cow doesnt any house in America have grills on the windows???? (Keep is Secured Silly...)
#8.
Isnt it super inconvenient for the Scream Psycho to climb windows, do summer-shorts, run faster than anyone but the lead character, walk on roof tops and all the cool ninja-type stuff in his black ghaghra???
(or even carry d knife for that matter - imagine lifting the ghaghra to pull out the knife from your pocket everytime you gotta kill someone - ufffffff tht's not gonna help you be fast!)
Just look at the length of this thing....
#7.
Why do ALLL the other characters - who wear normal clothes like jeans and running shoes, etc. keep on falling on flat earth when they are being chased???
(whereas the ghaghra-guy SELDOM EVER loses balance!)
Or is it the heels Sydney????
#6.
Did Wes Carven or Dimension Films do a tie-up with Apple/Steve Jobs for this sequel??? (watch it - u wld figure this out!)
#5.
Why do the REAL HOT CHICKS always die in movies??? (Not just for Scream - this is universal) Has Darwin talked about Survival of the Average Looking? - If not, someone get this patented....
Compare for yourselves....
VS
#4.
Why cant I EVERRRRRRRRRRRR guess the real psycho in any of the movies??? (This is THE BIGGEST complement that I can ever give to Wes Carven)
#3.
How can this be a blockbuster quadrology???
#2.
Why in the name of Quentin Tarantino do I and other people like me watch these crap movies if we know how crapy they really are???
#1.
Since I am out of questions - here is the last one: DOES THIS MEAN WE SHOULD NOW EXPECT SCARY MOVIE 8??? (The trailer for 7 is out already...)
Cheers!!!
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